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*Matty Midura nickname:
thematt other nickname: el comedulce allias:
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58 birthday:
December 12, 1953 race:
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5' 9" weight:
185 lbs. (summer) weight:
195 lbs. (winter) body type:
*Athletic hair:
Drk. Brown eyes:
Gray or Hazel / Brownish (depending on mood) religion:
Roman Catholic politics:
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*English children:
Daughter (age 35) grandchildren:
Grandson (age 16)
pets:
*Dog -
Mountain Fiest / Terrier<< click for photo
Cat - Calico / Tabby (stray - they know where to come and hang out and kill a rat or two in the Fall months!..) wildlife:
Groundhogs, Squirrels, Chipmonks (aka 'Red Squirrels') Exotic Birds (e.g. Cat Tails, 'spotted' Finches, Crows) Woodpecker (they 'jack-hammer' trees at 5 in the morning!) weirdo neighbors:
Senior Citzens (e.g. over 75 years old..) other nuisances:
Brown Marmorated Stink Bug (e.g. little bugs that fart and look like fuck'n turtles!!!..)
Silverfish (hmm,.. they don't look like fuck'n fish to me!..)
Crickets (e.g. I use to have a few 'Fence Lizards' to feed on them - where are they, when you need them!!!)
special talents:
Singer
Donna Prima Donna originally by Dion & The Belmonts
Maybe You'll Be There originally by Billy & The Essentials
Image Of A Girl originally by Safaris
Gee originally by Johnny Maestro
Why Don't You Believe Me originally by Duprees
Marshmallow World originally by Dean Martin
The Gypsy Cried originally by Lou Christie
All My Loving originally by Beatles
Town Without Pity originally by Gene Pitney
Almost Like Being In Love originally by Frank Sinatra
originally byThe Belmonts
Note: What most people don't know really - e.g. at least until they play the audio files - I sang - for illustrative purposes only - Dion & The Belmonts hit song DONNA THE PRIMA DONNA impromptu, while recording the 'Story Behind The Song' audio file actually.. You will be quite surprised and perhaps put-off,.. to hear 'just whom' the song was about!
Donate as little as $15 to hear Matty Midura sing sample songs just above 'Live' via speaker-phone..
1950,.. Julius & Ethel Rosenberg were convicted of espionage, passing-on secret information to the Soviet Union - i.e. Atomic Weapons - and related material.. Implications, that in the context of the United States being the only - Big Brother - in world policing,.. completely negated. Given the erratic and desperate nature of 'Russian Ideology' we've come to know,.. it's insalubrious!
However, they were not alone! Espionage is not exactly a 'one man show' so to speak.. There were co-conspirators that I will mention a bit later. Keep your eye out below for the photo of the '2 queens' I posted, who were finishing-up their discreet meeting at a park or something.. Otherwise, were it 1970 or 1980s era South Philly? I would bet those creepos just finished making-it at a 'bath-house' perhaps.. I guess everybody's got to be somewhere!
Albeit the case and the evidence against the 'Rosenbergs' appeared to be of the circumstantial variety (e.g. as per 'The Lindbergh Kidnap/Murder' in NJ.) obviously, it can not be a coincidence, that the Soviets tested their own Atomic Bomb shortly after the dissemination of what the United States was exclusively in possession of first and - as evident via use to end the war in the Pacific - that being with Japan of course!
Facts: These 'two fags' (Joel Barr & Alfred Sarant) escaped capture by the CIA,.. and later saved their own asses by dime-ing-out Julius and Ethel Rosenberg!.. They were part of the inner-circle - full knowledge and equally as guilty - as the Rosenbergs..
Barr and Sarant had much in common. They both were staunch Communists whom Julius Rosenberg recruited to spy for the Soviets. They were good friends and even shared an apartment (see what I mean??) at one point during their espionage years. And they were both electrical engineers!
Take a good 'close' look at the photo, and take to heart what I wrote as to be true! And so with all things considered,.. these fuck'n guys are really not just your garden variety 'traitors' you see, BUT (pun intended) THEY'RE GAY TOO... If I am 'full of shit' and misrepresented the facts to you; "I will retract this story,.. and refrain from writing this kind of garbage ever again, at least for the next 3 months..."
Note: The course of history was forever changed, by the events previously mentioned earlier, with regards to Julius Rosenbergand his complicent wife - Ethel... Albeit the Soviets were in development of their own 'nuclear formula' certainly, it may have been 'years' perhaps, before they 'USSR' would be at the serious testing stage - i.e. Atomic Bomb...
Otherwise, this author - Matty Midura - is convinced that the United States could've; "bombed North Korea, and later China into the consistency of a fuck'n parking lot,.." with impunity! Meaning,.. the Soviet Union would not be able to retort with anything that is comparable to what the United States had at it's disposal - Atomic Bomb.
Really, not that there is great love between Russia - e.g. they're really the face of USSR - and equally 'peasant' China, but communism is thicker than blood... For the Soviets,.. it would be obligatory to use their 'new toy' against the United States, in the defense of China and China's bastard child North Korea!..
As for the 'Korean War' which broke-out just after the 'Rosenberg Betrayal Of The United States' and, with the co-conspirators - Barr & Sarrant - mentioned previously,.. we the 'United States' had the North Koreans beat.. The US troops occupied the north,.. and were 'eyeball to eyeball' with China! Understandably,.. I can see how China could see us (i.e. United States) as a threat...
Nevertheless, it would not be soon enough,.. Chinese troops would be flooding over into North Korea - even Mao's only son - at a rate of 10 to 1 against US and allies. Can you imagine,.. given how densely populated China is; "life is cheap enough to sacrifice a few million of those psuedo cockroaches!.." That's really the only reason allied forces, headed by the United States were chased back across the '38th Parallel' into the southern part of Korea!
General MacArthur implored President Truman to use Atomic Weapons against China,.. but Truman would not acquiesce!.. To this day, I don't understand Truman's decision not to. Was it cowardice, or visions of Stalin invading Western Germany as an immediate reprisal? The deeds of Julius Rosenberg and his co-conspirators certainly left us at a loss,.. and perhaps affected how we handled the Vietnam War in later years!
Opinion: In the context of allies, atomic bombs, traitors and war much earlier above; "the Filipinos were about as helpful as eating jello with a fuck'n fork.." Try it,.. see how how it works out.. Does not matter really, my perception of Filipino people? ".. they're looked upon as niggers of Asian society,.." just below Vietnamese.. Actually, in the realm of exceptionally 'ugly people' comparatively speaking; "they're right down there with Mexicans and Columbians in the latino hierarchy..."
Shame on me - but,.."my judgment is perhaps a manifestation of indelible visions with respect to Imelda Marcos, Manny Pacquiao, and the - motel scenes - from the movie Scarface.." However, I must be fair; "I have a Capitol One credit card,.. and all customer service inquiries are out-sourced to the Philippines - they are polite and have better command of the English Language than most people here, in the USA..."
Music: March 30th, 1963, the Chiffons had the #1 hit song with He's So Fine. And freelance writer - Matty Midura - was living in Burlington City, New Jersey at that time, attending All Saints Parochial School, and 9 years old.
1968,.. US crushes the 'Tet Offensive' just weeks after Saigon (aka Ho Chi Minh City -1975) and other southern provinces were surprised-attacked by North Vietnamese Army regulars, along with support from local sympathizers.
You see, this 'Tet' bullshit is recognized as the Vietnamese New Year, and spans typically the last week of January through the first couple of weeks in February. During the course of the 'French Indochina Conflict' (i.e. 1955 -1975), the French military forces and later the United States, understood 'Tet' to be an unofficial holiday truce.
With that said, and assumed or trusted,.. facilitated the offensive's initial success. Albeit a military disaster for the North Vietnamese military, it conversely proved to be a political '800 Pound Gorilla' for the United States, and President Lyndon B. Johnson!..
Note: The photo above left was one of many media presentations - played out on television - that changed the perception of how Americans viewed the direction of the Vietnam War. That graphic photo depicts General Nguyen Ngoc Loan,.. randomly shooting at 'point blank' a suspected Viet Cong guerilla, in a moment of 'bravado' and for the consumption of American servicemen who were just hanging-out, laughing & sharing a 'smoke' with the general moments before... Other than that? South Vietnamese military had no courage to defend their own country after 'we' left finally.. "The 'Fall Of Saigon' happened under their watch - not ours!!!"
Myth: United States lost the war in Southeast Asia - Vietnam. Truth: North Vietnam in reality,.. lost the war with the United States! Facts: Death toll for the USA = 58K whereas North Vietnam's losses were millions! Other: Russian 'MIG' pilots that shot down US Fighter Pilots were not Vietnamese!!! Conversely, it was Soviet pilots (i.e. blue-eyed blondes) in the cockpit.. Occasionally, the Soviets used Cuban (e.g. trainees) to test their skills, against our guys - but not quite our very best pilots!. Moreover, surely anything 'yellow in the cockpit' was Chinese!
I don't care how much Vietcong generals brag during documentaries,.. how their pilots shot-down American pilots - it's absolute bullshit - only Russians and Chinese - via experiences from the Korean Conflict - could do that...
FYI:
Senator John McCain (R-AZ.) former POW and '2008 Presidential Candidate' of late; "should have been charged with treason, along with other congressional members,..." for signing-off on and 'enthusiastically' supporting President William J. Clinton's normalizing relations with a communist Vietnam! McCain always was a whimpering & decrepit crybaby,.. he 'McCain' of all fuck'n people here, should have opposed that bill, during Clinton's term in office.
What the fuck is the matter with McCain?? My mantra always; "our enemy, is our enemy for life," it's beyond me,.. really beyond me - with prejudice - how anyone can embrace their enemy. John McCain a 'War Hero' during Vietnam the war era? Let's have a revisit; "he graduated 894th out of 899 at the Naval Academy, crashing 3 fuck'n jets, being shot down over Hanoi, and cracking under torture by the North Vietnamese.." That's the equivalent to similar stupid shit 'we' do, like the following; giving every fuck'n body a medal that participates in the Special Olympics...
Author: February 1966, a 12 year old Matty Midura (pictured slightly below left) was attending All Saints Catholic School in Burlington City, New Jersey... Behind the 'angelic face'of a catholic school student,.. is the 'soul of the devil' waiting to be unleashed!.. I will be forever and 'eternally grateful' to my late father, for sending us to catholic school. We are typically 'better people' both morally & intellectually because of it..
Favorite past times? basketball, burglerizing mom & pop corner stores when unattended, friday nite dances, crossing (e.g. on foot) Burlington-Bristol Bridge to hang-out in downtown Bristol (aka being famous for 'The Bristol Stomp' song..) and,.. general mischief. Just a typical wayward & incorrigible catholic school kid really,.. it's not as bad as it sounds though.
The song 'Bristol Stomp' by the great Len Barry (nee Borisoff at left) from just west of where I was born (i.e. South Philadelphia) was equally embraced by 'us' kids in Burlington City.. When played on AM Radio's WIBG (pronouced as Wib-age) with Hy Lit (nee Hyman Lit),.. "we all were estatic and proud to have our cousin across a tiny bridge - i.e. Bristol, Pa. titled & mentioned in a nationally famous song!!!" Other like tune - 'Bristol Twistin Annie' - was cool too..
Music: February 19, 1966, a 23 year old Lou Christie struck gold and had the #1 hit song with Lightning Strikes.
January 20, 1981, the United States sworn in an embalmed ex-actor Ronald Reagan - as her 40th president.
Albeit, and for all intended purposes; "a functional mannequin,.." Reagan swept into office due to preceding president Jimmy Carter's inept handling of the 1979 -1981 Iran Embassy Hostage Crisis. A pre-inaugural deal brokered by George H.W. Bush (i.e. Reagan's veep-elect) denied Jimmy Carter D-Ga. the satisfaction of having the hostages freed while he was still officially President Of The United States!..
The aforementioned 'deal' of course, came to be known as Iran-Contra, with the Lee Harvey Oswald of the 1980 era - aka USMC Col.Oliver North - as the villain in lieu of John Poindexter and Reagan himself.... In retrospect, I can understand how 'Reagan' could get elected... He was 'tall & handsome' (e.g. somewhat) and a great speaker.. But - BUSH - (e.g. GW's daddy),.. it's still a mystery to me, that this fuck'n wimp & political lightweight was the head of the CIA decades ago!
December 07, 1941 and 67 years ago, the Japanese aerial bombed 'Pearl Harbor' (Hawaii) without a formal 'Declaration Of War' against the United States. Hence, intelligence breakdowns and/or perhaps President Franklin D. Roosevelt turned a 'deaf ear' to this pending attack - while in collusion with Prime Minister Winston Churchill (UK) - to facilitate war against Germany! The latter solidified a divided nation, otherwise trying to recover from a depressed economy! Take note of the photo on left,.. it was the car that President Roosevelt was in.. History omits that fact,.. and the 'dead pres' was secretly replaced by another crippled & wheel-chaired bound stugatz...
Note: Ironically, and just over 60 years later; "President George W. Bush's vice president (e.g. Dick Cheney) and otherwise the 'unofficial president' actually,.. used the same blueprints, and accordingly set into motion - the attack of the World Trade Centers, via the use of computer controlled over-ride systems (e.g. surface to aircraft) to crash commercial flights into national symbols, to facilitate and justify war with the Arab world.."
November 05, 1968 and
40 years ago, Richard M. Nixon beat Democratic Nominee - Hubert H. Humphrey (sitting vice president) and Klu Klux Klansman - George C. Wallace (Independent) for the presidency of the United States. The latter facilitated by the unpopularity of sitting president - Lyndon B. Johnson's handling of the Vietnam War, and his decision to not seek another term as our president.
Albeit an 'independent' candidate - Governor Wallace (from Alabama) drew surprising support from sectors of white America, certainly below the Mason-Dixon Line and strangely above (e.g. Northeast),.. who weren't necessarily dissatisfied with President Johnson's direction with the Vietnam War, but conversely with the 1964 signing-into-law of the Civil Rights Act perhaps!!!
Contrary to almost everyone else,.. I liked President Johnson. He should've been president in 1969 when US allegedly "Landed On The Moon" and stuff.. He (i.e. Johnson) was always supportive of the space program really,.. as far back to when Eisenhower (R) was president. Johnson was a high ranking senator from Texas back then, and majority leader! Famously; "I'll be God damned if I'll sleep by the light of a communist moon..." Sen. Lyndon B. Johnson (D) circa 1958.
October 04, 1957 and 51st. anniversary of the former Soviet Union's launch of Sputnik - first
man made sphere (e.g. satellite) to orbit the Earth. Thus officially the genesis, e.g. of many events to follow, in this 'Cold War' via Russia and the United States. Spy movies e.g. Secret Agent Man & James Bond '007' were representative of the latter...
Accordingly to follow; the Vietnam War, and the mythical '1969 moon landing' (e.g. I think it was faked..) which seemingly became the historical footnotes for the second half of the 20th Century. The previous, a direct result of the hostile and convoluted nature of the competition, signifying differences in ideology via war and technology - between us and them!!!
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Goodbye 2011
some of the notable moments below...
Kinda weird 'Summer 2011' for me!
By the surprised look on my face,.. it's rather obvious; "geezzz, what the fuck was that? it had looked like a nice looking day - so far.."
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Brief Editoral from Matty Midura Mystery Murders and Parallel Worlds??
Albeit mysterious in the context of death and circumstances of such,.. the 'two girls' were very different otherwise. If I may be facetious for a moment in a descript context? "Joan Benoit Ramsey died because her over-age highfalutin parents were - e.g. pimping her out as a burlesque dancer - for their equally highfalutin and perverted country club member friends!.." With me so far? Probably not,.. you were part of the 'henchmen crowd' e.g. in absentia outside that Florida courthouse - Tuesday afternoon, July 5th, 2011.. In other words; "not a Moses amongst them!.."
In the case of Caylee Anthony; "her mother (i.e. Casey Anthony) was an irresponsible imbecile,.. and like for like, the grandparents were complicit in the cover-up,.." I am citing the death and disposal (e.g. internment - so to speak!..) of Caylee Anthony... Nevertheless, the prosecution (i.e. led by attorneys Linda Drane Burdick and Jeff Ashton.) failed to present a compelling case! Hence an acquittal.. I don't think it could have been achieved without a sequestered jury.. I AGREE WITH THE VERDICT.
1st Degree Murder or any variation of 'Manslaughter' was never proven!!! Perhaps maybe, an 'accidental drowning' and wholesale panic that followed,.. were in fact the case! However though,.. it was established (thanks to: prosecution team,) that 'Marcia Clarke' (i.e. lead prosecutor.) of OJ Simpson fame, is not alone in the department of 'stupid lawyers' who practice opposite of defense table... But really,.. I must say; "Nancy Grace is comfortability all alone at the very top,.. as the undisputed Queen of All Dummies..." July 06, 2011
retro 2009
it's '2010' now and I still think the Moon Landing was bullshit.. As a matter of fact,.. when ever they dare to show Neil Armstrong - hopping on the lunar surface - like a drugged Easter Bunny wearing a fuck'n crash helmut, the 1970 era show Six Million Dollar Man comes to mind. Remember?? Lee Majors running in slow motion to make us all think he was fuck'n motoring it - that's a metaphor for speeding - stunod... What a bunch of shit they'll sell us!!!
July 20, 1969 - the United States and her Apollo 11 astronauts land on the moon.. Or did they?? Personally, I was 15 years old at that time, watched it with pride,.. but cynical all the while! Famously, it was i.e. Neil Armstrong who took the 'first step' out of the lunar module,.. and echoed those famous words.. And if I have to remind you - e.g. my dear readers here, those words of Neil Armstrong,.. then you'll have to go to the back of the classroom - stunod.. Meaning this; "how fuck'n dense are you, or perhaps your parents, who should've been a bit more cognizant of the fact - you're not really learning anything in the classroom between 8:30 am til 3:00 pm!..."
Puzzling:I wonder 'who's dick' Armstrong had to suck at NASA,... to be the first - e.g. to walk on the moon.. There were two other guys with him actually! Really,.. they could've rolled out of the lunar module while i.e. 'holding hands' like 3 fuck'n queens - then jump in unisent off the last step!!!
July 20, 2009
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Where Is Mr. Quagmire? "you'd probably laugh at him anyway.."
No! I am not talking about that handsome stud of a dog - to the left. Conversely, I am talking about his cousin Guido! I have not yet posted a picture of 'him' aka Mr. Quagmire, as I call him affectionately! So,.. what's this 'quagmire' shit all about? You see, the dog is a Chihuahua that is cute, but conversely deformed so to speak. Well, perhaps I am being a bit overstated. But he is unusual looking!
You bet baby! That is me pictured left, back in 2001 - caught up in anti-Arab hostilities? Actually,.. I did not punch out that guy, but I gave him some options instead. He could agree to give me an 'exclusive' on Osama bin Laden, let me pimp-out his wife at a local truck stop,.. or take his headdress off to wash my Jeep CJ7. Yea, I know it was the middle of winter - cold in the northeast - specifically New Jersey,.. but these were his only choices! Actually, it was a quick thought, on my end really.
Anyway, the would-be terrorist was not about to acquiesce to the 'headgear option' offered, so it was down to two; "his wife being pimped-out, or the Osama exclusive.." This 'camel jocky' really struggled with the last two choices. He was leaning towards the 'pimp my wife' option. So accordingly, I told him to go get her,.. and let me have a look. His wife was sleeping in the 'ladies restroom' while he handled the pumps. It seems to be kinda convenient - living where you work.
Moreover, I've seen a whole Ukrainian family, or was it perhaps Bosnians, holed-up and living out of a gas station. The latter was on a week day really, a couple of adults napping on a couple of busted up chase lounge chairs and so forth. Some were playing cards on the asphalt, while the women were bathing in the restrooms. You would think they were having a fuck'n picnic out there,.. instead of conducting business as a service station!
Continuing,.. he brought out this woman - Mother Teresa in appearance - and asked me what I thought. Needless to say; "a drunken sailor would not pay 5-bucks for that,.. let alone $50 for a ride around the block with this walking tent..." I asked if he had another 'wife' to offer up, their customs permit boatloads of wives. He pretended not to understand me! I was getting bored with it all,.. so I said - forget it stupid!.. Instead, I had him pose for a picture with me, with his wife doing the honors with my mini video camera.
In retrospect, I found that 'the pix' would have some intrinsic value - humor - which is part & parcel of my work, and as reflected previously. With that said, and in the context outlined; "the photo's surely a better offering, if conversely compared to how well I may have indeed profited from,.. while in the futile enterprise of 'pimping out' boring and drab Arab women."
August 25, 2007
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