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The Facts!name: *Matty Miduranickname: thematt allias: Chet Johnson gender: Male age: 56 birthday: December 12, 1953 race: Caucasian height: 5' 9" weight: 185 lbs. (summer) weight: 195 lbs. (winter) body type: *Athletic hair: Drk. Brown eyes: Gray or Hazel / Brownish (depending on mood) religion: Roman Catholic politics: Democrat astrological: Sagittarias language: *English marital status: Married (lives alone) other status: ?? 
children: Daughter (age 34) grandchildren : Grandson (age 15) pets: *Dog - Mountain Fiest / Terrier (mix) | 
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wildlife:
Groundhogs, Squirrels, Chipmonks (aka 'Red Squirrels) Exotic Birds (e.g. Cat Tails, 'spotted' Finches, Crows) weirdo neighbors: Senior Citzens (e.g. over 75 years old..) other nuisances: Brown Marmorated Stink Bug (e.g. little bugs that fart and look like fuck'n turtles!!!..) Silverfish (hmm,.. they don't look like fuck'n fish to me!..) Crickets (e.g. I use to have a few 'Fence Lizards' to feed on them - where are they, when you need them!!!) |
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drugs:
Got Any 'Black Hashish' To Share?? you may just 'get lucky' with me! Besides,.. I am less discriminative when I'm high really.. Moreover, it's the only illegal drug I will indulge! As for prescription drugs (e.g. for pain) which I may 'on occasion' (yeah, sure!..) seemingly 'over indulge' with?? Hey, I had a 'very sympathetic' doctor really.. Plus, it's obvious that I 'workout' frequently (e.g. check my photos - stunod..) and - one - can't help but notice,.. I speak quite well.. Really,.. I don't look like or act like your typical dope-head... How many well 'over fifty' (e.g. currently 56) look as great as I do - none! At least I am honest about 'what' I am... Conversely, most of you are really 'creep-os' that are in denial about fuck'n everything!!! |
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| *Birth Name |  baptised as Matthew Midura, but nobody calls me that anymore - unless involving 'legal formalities' or, just being stupid with me! Moreover, I'll know if a caller 'knows me' personally, if they otherwise address me using anything but my birth first-name. |
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| *Birth Place | Philadelphia, Pa. However, I grew up in Burlington City, New Jersey - once the greatest 'small city' just miles away from South Philly, as we call it.. And the home of; "some of the coolest people I ever knew,.." including myself of course, until around 1970!!! |
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| *Ethnicity | got a lot of that stuff in me - Italian / German-Jew (e.g. grandmother) / Native American (e.g. grandfather). For the record; "the best people I knew in my life were Italians!.." - yeah,.. I am biased.. Moreover, the 'Sopranos' are insulting to anyone that is otherwise a self respecting Italian!!! Additionally, it is the 21st Century 'Twin Peaks' of Mafia stereotyping... You'll never see Al Pacino, stooping to that level of bullshit... "David Lynch (i.e. Twin Peaks / Sopranos) is an asshole and a fuck'n pervert - the proof is in the pudding!.. - his work is a manifestation of that!!!" |
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| *Body | yea it's real too!.. Moreover, I'll cover bets up to $300 actually, if any of you dopes think otherwise!!! See me on video by clicking here now... As with most links in this site - POP UPS MUST BE ENABLED - to view for your convenience. Otherwise you would have to come back here, and wait for the page to reload - dummy!!! |
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| *Politics | although I am 'liberal' as democrats go, I am conversely a 'hard baller' when it comes to defense & military issues! For example; "if I were to spend billions of dollars (via taxpayers money) bombing 'sand niggers' (i.e. Iraqi and/or Iranians) in the commission of a justified war of sorts,... I won't spend 'dime one' to rebuild the fuck'n place in the aftermath!!!" |
| *Office Phone | 609-518-9909 |
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*Notice: Some of you are really "pissing-me-off" by calling this number and 'hanging up' when I answer it.. So what is 'that' all about?.. Like to "encounter me from a safe distance" perhaps??.. The way it works, is like this stupid: you call, and I go - 'yeah' (when I answer the phone..) then you say something like; my name is (i.e. stupid caller..) and,.. where you are from (i.e. stupid company and/or stupid town usa!.. ) accordingly!.. Not just sit there silent, and give me 'dead air' dummy.. That is now why I use 'answer devices' of sorts!.. To 'piss-off' people who are inclined as previously illustrated..
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| *Cell Phone | 609-346-2746 (24 hrs.) |
| *Fax | e-fax 208-475-9514 {24 hrs.} |
| *Main Website | http://www.mattymidura.com |
| *Email (personal) | thematt@mattymidura.com |
| *Email (business) | support@mattymidura.com |
| *Company Name | Matty Midura Productions 2001-2010 |
| *Public Service | Notary Public - State Of New Jersey (commissioned since 1996) |
| *Address | 1380 Monmouth Rd. Bldg. #2 |
| *City | Mount Holly (Eastampton Twp.) |
| *State | New Jersey |
| *Zip | 08060-9641 |
| *Country | USA |
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